Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Elvis Presley


In honor of the 29th Anniversary of his death, I'm inducting the King to the Guy Hall of Fame.

(NOTE: For those of you that want to argue the fact that Elvis is dead, let it go already. That was almost funny back in the 1980's, but it's just old now. Just like a guy putting on a dress in a movie to get a big laugh. We've seen it all and it's tired. That is all.)

I know that some people out there are not fans of Elvis, and that's fine. This isn't your Hall of Fame, this is mine.


REASONS WHY HE BELONGS IN THE HALL OF FAME

  • His nickname is "The Pelvis"
  • He's one of the few people in both the Rock & Roll and Country Music Hall of Fame
  • He dated &/or co-starred with Natalie Wood, Nancy Sinatra, Ursula Andress, Connie Stevens
  • Everybody - no matter the age - tries to mimic him whenever they say "Thank You. Thank you very much."
REASONS WHY HE MAY NOT BELONG
  • Any of his movies - except King Creole and Viva Las Vegas
  • White studded jumpsuits
So welcome to the Guy Hall of Fame, Mr. Presley. You're in some good company.

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